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✅ Mail a real piece of shit in a box ✅ 100% anonymous poop delivery ✅ Horse manure and elephant dung available ✅ Order from the ultimate poop senders ✅ Send someone poop ✅
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Shitexpress is a unique and innovative brand that offers the perfect solution to all your frustrations. With Shitexpress, you can anonymously send a real piece of shit in a box to anyone who annoys you the most. Whether it's an irritating colleague, a school teacher, your ex-wife, a filthy boss, a jealous neighbor, or those pesky haters, imagine the surprise and shock on their face when they open the box! Here's how it works: first, choose an animal.
Shitexpress offers various types of animal excrement, and currently, they have organic horse poop available. Then, provide the recipient's address, as they deliver packages to all countries worldwide using the national postal service. Next, personalize the package by choosing a sticker of your preference, whether it's plain and discreet or a big smiley face sticker.
Finally, pay for the service and rest assured that your identity will remain 100% anonymous, even if you pay by credit card. Shitexpress ensures that your package contains gluten-free kosher horse shit, weighing up to 250 grams or 9 ounces, all for the affordable price of $16. 95.
The brand also offers free worldwide shipping, making it accessible to customers anywhere. With rave reviews and a commitment to anonymity, reliability, and excellent customer support, Shitexpress aims to provide a sustainable and efficient poop delivery service. They prioritize your privacy and never sell or share personal information, deleting it periodically, and keeping only the country for statistical purposes.
Please note that the use of Shitexpress's services is intended for entertainment purposes only and should not be used for any unlawful activities. By ordering their products, you agree to use them responsibly and acknowledge that Shitexpress's liability is limited to the price of the product. Try out Shitexpress now and let your frustrations be heard in the most hilariously unexpected and smelly way possible!
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