# The Sneeze

- **Website:** <https://thesneeze.com>
- **Primary alias:** `thesneeze.com`

## Description

The Sneeze is a personal blog and online zine created by Steve, who describes the site as “half blog” and “half zine,” with a playful nod to its disregard for fractions. Launched in 2003, the site has returned after a long period of being broken, with plans to bring back favorite posts and publish new material. Its archive and highlighted collections showcase Steve’s humorous, curious writing on an eclectic range of subjects, from gorillas, Bigfoot and the FedEx logo to family traditions, food and pop culture. Notable features include “Steve, Don’t Eat It!,” “None Pizza with Left Beef,” “How to Draw a Face,” and the recurring story of giving his son raisins for Christmas. The Sneeze offers readers an informal, personality-driven browsing experience, with an archive, greatest-hits selections, newer posts, search, and links to gear and contact information. Visitors can also subscribe through Substack to receive notifications when the site is updated. Its voice is irreverent and conversational, welcoming readers to explore both old favorites and fresh additions.

## Industries

- 🍿 Arts and Entertainment
- 🍿 Humor _(under Arts and Entertainment)_
- 📰 News and Media

## Logos & icons

- logo _(primary)_ — PNG — [download](https://cdn.brandfetch.io/idH02oPNKi/w/200/h/119/theme/dark/logo.png?c=1bxid64Mup7aczewSAYMX&t=1793568131294)

## Colors

| Name | Hex | Theme |
| --- | --- | --- |
| Gamboge | #ee8a0d | accent |
| Eden | #164c5e | dark |
| Sahara Sand | #f5de89 | light |

## Fonts

- Alfa Slab One — asset _(google)_
- var(--wp--preset--font-family--system-font) — asset _(custom)_

---

_Source: <https://brandfetch.com/thesneeze.com>_
_See [/llms.txt](/llms.txt) for a full list of agent-readable pages, and [/auth.md](/auth.md) for how agents authenticate._