Apple Rankings

Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange is a humorous guide to evaluating and comparing apples, curated by comedian Brian Frange. The site presents itself as a definitive list of good and bad apples, using scores, descriptive labels, and comic commentary to distinguish varieties. Its rankings range from highly rated selections such as SweeTango, Lucy Glo, and Pink Lady to lower-rated apples, with scores and verdicts that give the reviews an irreverent, entertainment-focused tone.

Visitors can browse reviews by variety, including Honeycrisp, Fuji, Granny Smith, Cosmic Crisp, and many others. The site also organizes apples into categories such as applesauce, cider, green, pie, salad, sour, and yellow apples, and provides information on how its rankings are determined. Alongside the reviews, Apple Rankings offers About and Contact information, a donation option, and a shop. Overall, the brand combines fruit recommendations with comedy, helping readers explore familiar and less common apple varieties through a distinctive ranking format.