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Protecting Wyoming’s border from greenies, bad parking & unsolicited opinions. Satirical apparel for proud locals. Sheriff. Patriot. Problem.
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Color name
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#9E7F45
Cape Palliser
158, 127, 69
39, 39, 45
0, 20, 56, 38
#7B4A2F
Old Copper
123, 74, 47
21, 45, 33
0, 40, 62, 52
#EEE8D9
White Rock
238, 232, 217
43, 38, 89
0, 3, 9, 7
Wyoming Border Patrol is a distinctive clothing brand that embraces the spirit of Wyoming with a blend of humor and local pride. Established with a mission to celebrate the state’s open spaces and small-town values, this brand offers a range of official-looking gear designed for locals and patriots who appreciate a playful take on border culture. Their product lineup includes t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, and other merchandise featuring clever sayings that resonate with those familiar with Wyoming life.
Additionally, the brand humorously addresses the challenges faced by Coloradans moving to Wyoming through their satirical Adopt a Coloradan™ Program, which provides a comedic framework for acclimating newcomers. By purchasing their merchandise, customers can support the fictional mission of protecting Wyoming and enhancing community engagement. Wyoming Border Patrol’s unique approach combines satire with a love for local traditions, making it a go-to for anyone looking to wear their Wyoming pride with a wink.