You Suck Jackass

The You Suck, Jackass Open is an annual golf tournament created by the “Brother Daryls,” who describe themselves as two drunken idiots. Built around the idea that there are no losers when everyone is having fun, the event combines casual golf, unusual on-course challenges, and fundraising for a charitable cause. The 2026 tournament is scheduled for Sunday, July 12, at Lost Nation Golf Club in Dixon, Illinois, with registration beginning at 8:00 a.

m. and the event starting at 9:00 a. m.

Participants can register to play, volunteer, donate, or support the outing through event and hole sponsorships. Tournament activities include familiar contests such as Long Drive, Closest to the Pin, and Longest Putt, alongside themed challenges like a blindfolded tee shot, the Happy Gilmore Hole, and a one-swing chance at a million-dollar prize. The organizers say this year’s profits will benefit Heroes of Hope of the Sauk Valley.

Cocktails and prizes follow the event, making the outing a lively community fundraiser centered on golf, participation, and enjoyment